First and Greatest

I am not awesome at anything impressive. I can do some things in mediocre quality, but I’ve never been awesome at any one thing. I’ll be honest, though, and tell you one thing which I’m pretty great at: making excuses. I mean, it’s amazing how well I can fashion an excuse into sounding like it’s actually, absolutely not an excuse. I’ve been an expert at this for a while, but over the past two years, my life has changed in such a drastic way that I’ve perfected my art of excuses. I’m sure you ladies would never make excuses for […]